Hello kittens! I’m finally back in town after spending a weekend with my hubby and friends in Atlanta. I am a huge fan of haunted houses, and scary shit in general, so we visited a well-known one while we were there. I have a confession to make: I was totally […]

A friend of mine runs some serious Wrestling shit in Ohio and he sent me in some slutty, naked, pussy of Jerry “the King” Lawler’s girlfriend…you may know Jerry Lawler as the guy who killed Andy Kaufman, but was more likely in on the joke than anything…I know him as […]

These were emailed in by a reader who assumed they were Scarjo….better known as Scarlett Johansson….the chubby overrated celebrity who will always be the awkward girl in Ghost World with a battered by sucking too much cock voice before getting marketed heavy as the hottest thing in hollywood…. He figured […]

So some pornstar-turned-skydiving instructor named Alex Torres is in trouble with the FAA, after he and pornstar Hope Howell did the nasty on the plane and falling through the air. The two were naked-ass naked, getting their freak on to a Katy Perry song in the plane, and apparently that’s […]

So the feds are cracking down on medical marijuana dispensaries in California, which is the exact opposite of what Obama claimed he was going to do when he was running for President. Not only do I think sick people should have access to marijuana, I think all living people should […]

If you asked 100 people what qualities a good man should have, I’m sure they’d say “responsible”, “mature”, “employed”. When the time comes that your sperm make it through the vagina gauntlet to impregnate somebody, we hope that you’ll be a good dad and teach it dad shit, how to […]