A friend and I were discussing how sometimes we’re most horny when we’re exhausted and tired. I’ve heard of people having sex in their sleep, which is cool I suppose if you know the person. Otherwise, it’s like a cross between cow tipping and date rape, and I’m not sure […]

I have this theory that Sofia Vergara did not just magically become famous….you know because everyone wants to be famous and being an immigrant Colombian is one of those things that works against you and usually leaves you working as a stripper to raise your fatherless child in your one […]

In an interview with USWeekly, Ashton Kutcher’s side piece Sara Leal confirms that she not only had sex with Kelso, but that she did so knowing her was still married (though she thought they were ‘seperated’). You can read all of the moronic 22-year-old whore stuff that she said, but […]

Some people say I’m a feminist. Actually, nobody says that because I’d punch them in their throat. BUT I am a conservative Republican housewife in my early 20s that enjoys watching and writing about pornography, and that’s much cooler than a feminist any fucking day. The point is, despite all […]

I, like every other person with a vagina, watch Project Runway every season. While I was browsing for content to share with y’all today, I came across a sex tape with a familiar face in it… Anya Ayoung Chee, from this current season of Project Runway. She’s also a former […]