RSS
Twitter
Facebook
Today's Smut...You Perverts....
Fetish
So… This Exists (Disney Porn)
Was there a huge demand for Disney Princess porn? I’m disturbed to think that some dad took his kids to see Pocahontas, and spent the whole hour and a half thinking about how he could make it better. I’m even more disturbed because that guy is probably one of my […]
Fetish
Playboy, the Ultimate Cockblocker
I was going to bring you guys the pics from Playboy’s “Girls of the SEC” November issue to celebrate Football Friday, but Playboy’s reputation for being cockblockers when it comes to sharing pictures precedes them. I can’t blame them–if my magazine rested in the hands of an increasingly senile old […]
Fetish
Toothbrush Fetish, Anyone?
Just in case you read the previous post about Tonya Cooley and her toothbrush foreplay and thought it was a great idea… Teen Lesbians Fuck Each Other With Their Toothbrushes brought to you by PornHub
Uncategorized
Jodie Gasson Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Wear Clothes
I look at lots of porn every single day. Hundreds of random girls, all in different shapes and sizes. I’m a straight girl, but I could be turned for this chick. She easily has one of my favorite bodies ever. Big natural boobs, hips, cute tummy. I like that she’s […]
Uncategorized
The Real World, Where People Get Raped with Toothbrushes
Back in 2002, I loved MTVs The Real World: Chicago. I hated this bitch Tonya Cooley, who was always stuck up some guys ass. Despite having a serious boyfriend (that she cried about repeatedly, and stayed on the phone with for hours) she felt that she had to make every […]
Fetish
The World of Porn Never Gets Boring, But It’s Plenty Weird
Asami ogawa gets fucked by huge crab part3 brought to you by ExtremeTube.com
Fetish
No Guy Likes Going to the Doctor, Perhaps if They Hired Hotter Nurses?
One of my guy friends went to the GI doctor today, was telling me about the student nurse that didn’t know how to draw blood correctly. To make him feel better, I found this: This is another one of those things that you can file under “Shit Toni (that’s me!) […]
Fetish
Lindsay Lohan is Now the Poor Man’s Faye Reagan
Lindsay Lohan is so strapped for blow money that, according to a source at Playboy (aka Dina Lohan calling from an Applebee’s bathroom), she’s going full frontal in the issue she shot this weekend. I’m normally not a fan of redheads. Red pubes freak me out. Also, I went out […]
Fetish
The Lohan Sisters Go to Playboy Shoot Together, Because It’s Not At All Fucking Weird, Even Though Ali Lohan Looks Like That Lesbian Lindsay Used to Scissor
Lindsay Lohan is a terrible role model. But when you’re born into a family that includes Dina “Will-Fuck-for-Gin-at-Applebee’s” Lohan and Michael “I-Just-Hit-That-Bitch-with-a-Bottle” Lohan, you’re pretty much fucked from the moment you popped out of your mama’s sacred place. I would hope that during her coke breaks in between takes she […]