Almost all of my fetishes revolve around authority figures. Teachers, cops, intruders with guns… in this case, hot dads who bang babysitters! I did a lot of babysitting in my younger years. I wasn’t very good at it. I once let somebody’s toddler wander out the front door and down […]

‘; I look at a lot of porn, and I often come across things that I’ve never done or even thought about doing. In the case of midget sex, I think I may be selling myself short. Ha! See what I did there? Truth is, their fingers are thicker and […]

I’ve had sex in some interesting places. I went to a haunted house a few years back with some friends, and while they were roaming around in the dark with their flashlights, I was heels-to-Jesus in the cemetery next door with some guy whose name I can never quite remember […]

Hello kittens! Thought I’d introduce myself. I’m a 24-year-old southern belle, and I’m a new writer here at Drunken Stepfather. As you can see I go by the name Virgin Mary. I am a very bad Catholic girl, so Jesus & I thought we’d keep a theme going. Speaking of […]

Here’s an exclusive clip of The Graduate XXX, a high brow, dramatic parody that looks fucking genius….you won’t be able to jerk off to this clip, but it’s definitely worth watching cuz some serious time and money went into making this happen, and as someone who hates studio porn, or […]

Riley Steele posted a topless pic on TWITTER for all her pervert fans. I guess I should never complain when a bitch posts a naked pic for the public using their twitter, because it’s a naked pic of a bitch, but when the naked pic is of a pornstar, who’s […]

I always wonder when watching sex tapes if the video idea is the dude, you know cuz he wants to document getting fucked, you know to prove to his friends that it happened, or maybe it was the bitch, cuz she likes porn, aspires to fuck well, has been practicing, […]

This is some Macaulay Culkin, DJ Qualls, Napolean McLovin weirdo 18 year old fucking some old lady for money…It looks like some low budget Russian or Eastern European quality production…that is hardly erotic, unless you grew up wanting to fuck anything with a vagina, if just for the experience, especially […]