I know so many white dudes who can’t stand watching white girls get slammed by black dudes…..but yet so many white girls I know love getting slammed by black dudes…like this is the shit they masturbate to….making the whole fetish that much more fun to watch for someone like me […]

This is my kind of party…..seriously…if clubs were more like this…my drinking would be substantially better.

I am trying to convince my friend to let me watch him fuck his girl tonight…cuz that’s just the kind of entertainment I think I need…but mainly cuz he won’t let me fuck her…so I might as well take what I can get.

I came in an ass this weekend and it was spectacular…but this is a pretty good reminder of those glory days.

Asa Akira…my best friend I’ve never met…is hosting the AVNs this year…and just released this video asking whoever loses the presidential election to be her co-host…when really she should be asking me to be her co-host…but I guess she’s just not into me like that…and that would probably break my […]

It is nice to know there is a part one to this riveting anal creampie cinematic masterpiece….because I fucking love cumming in ass…it makes the anal experience feel legit.

Andy San Dimas hates me because I called her a hooker on twitter…because as far as I am concerned….I mean as far as the dictionary is concerned…anyone who is paid for sex is a fucking hooker…so to celebrate her anger directed at me…I figure I’d post/watch and try to get […]

These asians on public transit molestation videos are amazing….because you know that these over-worked commuters probably get boners thinking about the shit on their trip home….