New, Patent-Pending Masturbation Technique. weirdtuesday

I have a lot of weird videos saved up and I need a day to post them. Today is that day.

What we have here is an entrepreneur. He has stepped outside of the conventions to bring you something so pleasurable, you will have to choke your dick with surgical wire to numb the pleasure. He is the Steve Jobs of jacking off.

Please consider using a lubricant to avoid burning your dick off. I love you. Today was a good day for Ruth, and stepsmut in general. I have a lawyer now and the emails from you guys are great, thank you. I feel the love.