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It’s goopy like the way vaseline gels to bird shit when it dries up… sorry I meant it’s goopy like a fresh bukkake creampie cocktail… oh sorry again i meant it’s like your fresh cum in her hot nubile pussy. sterotypical shit.
i want to give you a next-generation porno experience, i have the DESIRE to make you cum in a way that is different from how you’re doing it now, because you’re bored of porn— but i just can’t grab hold of the precipice of technology, that oculus rift shit that will ruin our lives and bring us even closer to the end of real-life sex in aristocratic america. Myabe you should just unplug your computers and take a long, long walk until you find real pussy.
There is a lot of pent up sexual frustration flying around the room right now, between you and me. So let’s just get this down so we don’t have to think about it anymore. Shit’s getting whiny and me me me me me. Stop it.
SHUT UP