My Favorite Babysitter

I know I have written about how not having kids is most likely going to prevent me from living this fantasy before, I also in the post discovered I could get by just pretending I had a kid, but I have another take on this experience. I now realize that I could have been the “favorite” baby sitter.

When I was in middle school I gave babysitting a try. It was annoying so I gave it up. I wish I would have stuck with it to find that one special pervy couple that would have had my current mindset. I would have loved to be a little slut for a hot couple and really earn myself a tip.

I know I have also talked about how when I was younger I liked getting off with other bitches husbands. Especially after said bitch pissed me off, but I never tried getting off on another bitches husband right in front of her…while she ate me out. I would have been awesome at that and my baby sitting “service” would have really taken off.

I would have been sexually satisfied, learned some tricks ahead of my time and would have had cash for all those big ticket 15 year old girl items not every girl could afford. You know, things like beepers, CDs, video games, Tamagotchi Pets and more jailbait slut clothes.

I really have missed all my callings in life. *sigh* I should have listened to my elders and thought a little harder about what the potential causes of my actions could have been…and went for it!

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