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Monday is mainly known for being the most dreadful day of the week. The day that we all have to sober up, dust off the filth from the weekend, and go back to our shitty jobs for five days to act like we actually give a fuck about them. Monday is a day that I like to reflect on the masturbatory moments of old. A time when we used to have to go to the porn shop and buy DVD’s in order to have porn in our home, a time before Manwin ruined the industry, and a time when porn girls were actually wealthy and flourishing individuals and true cockwhores. Ahh…the good old days. Today’s trip down memory lane is from one of the sluttiest fuck-puppets to ever grace our presence, a girl who was either delusional and half retarded for dick, or just a true porn actress/dickwhore. Ladies and gentleman, I present to thee, Kelly ‘Fuckin’ wells. I have handpicked five of Kelly’s most wondrous scenes for you to enjoy. There will never, ever be another Kelly Wells as long as we live, that we can be sure of. Godspeed Kelly, godspeed.
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