Lindsay Lohan is a Fucking Mess, Let’s Stare at Her Lewdly Before She Dies & It’s Considered in Bad Taste…

Lindsay Lohan is such a fucking mess that she’s been kicked out of the Downtown Women’s Center, where she was supposed to be fulfilling the community service requirements of her probation. Apparently she never showed up, because habitual junkies/alcoholics are unreliable. Imagine that! The prosecutor wants her to go to jail, but Lindsay’s only remaining talent is getting out of trouble so I doubt we’ll ever see her behind bars, which means she’ll probably be dead within the year; unsupervised coke whores who make bad decisions usually overdose in some other D-List celebrity’s bathroom or fuck themselves to death by contracting some type of infection or disease. I thought maybe we could all get a head start on our mourning (you can jerk off with your tears), and celebrate the hotness that was once Lindsay Lohan. Before she stopped bathing. And started humping on Sam Ronson. And quit taking care of her teeth.