It turns out that these pictures of Khanyi Mbau, a South African socialite who calls herself the Queen of Bling, were posted on the internet back in september, and I guess were then put on a raft and thrown into the Ocean, taking 6 months to get to the Americas…but that’s probably only because I don’t keep track of South African socialites or the high AIDS rate risk factor that comes with them….but I do like me a nude sex tape scandal….I live for that shit…