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There are times in everyone’s life where they feel it would be great to be on a desert island. You can putz around naked on the beach in the warm sun with no one to bother you, and if you have a hot sexy chick with you, it would be all the better. It could be a never ending fuck-a-thon. Cause let’s face it, even if she wasn’t in to you, who the fuck would be around to hear her scream for help? No one!
Although the fact of the matter is, that it would probably suck ass. You would get eaten alive by bugs, get sick of eating coconuts and rodents, and you would be burned all the time and get skin cancer very quickly. You would miss all the free porn the internet has to offer, showers with clean water and modern conveniences such as air conditioning.
Look at me being such a downer. Don’t listen to me; just watch these people enjoying all that a private island has to offer. Each other’s bodies of course!
Island Fever 2 brought to you by MadamMeow