I have this theory that Sofia Vergara did not just magically become famous….you know because everyone wants to be famous and being an immigrant Colombian is one of those things that works against you and usually leaves you working as a stripper to raise your fatherless child in your one bedroom apartment filled with random family members….I am convinced that she did nude modeling, porn, anything to get ahead and meet the right people, but no one has taken then time to bother looking into her seedy past, because they prefer celebrating her unnatural success….that no matter what involved some level of fucking her way to the top…
I don’t know if this is actually her, but reader Choreezo Jones sent it in…so I figured I’d post it for your discussion….Enjoy
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