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Happy 4’th of July to you American folks. Hell, happy 4’th of July to you non-American folks. Fuck holidays, happy days for all I say.
If you’re fortunate enough, you get to take the day off, relax, and maybe even party. If you’re not that fortunate, fuck it. Party here with me and some porn instead.
I found it funny that when I was searching for Independence Day themed videos, that the only two I readily found are of foreign women celebrating. Well good for these bitches. Teach our American asses some lessons. Maybe our lazy asses will get it right next year.
Priya Anjali Rai Glad to be American With Her Own Brand of Fireworks This 4’th of July
Priya Anjali Rai Has Her Own Brand of Fireworks this 4th of July! brought to you by MadamMeow
Ariel Spinner Playing with Her 4’th of July Pie
Ariel Spinner Playing With Her 4th Of July Pie brought to you by MadamMeow
Now, for those of you with no where to go, make some cum fireworks from your pants. How about jacking off on pictures of California Girl Katy Perry?
And in America (and apparently Asian countries), your 4’th can’t end until someone burns their ass with fireworks. Whether it’s someone doing it to themselves or to their slave girls, that’s just how we party.