TODAY IS DICK DEPRIVATION DAY 13. I hate finding a new guy to fuck. Now I have one and he is too far away. I don’t want any other dick.
You talk to a girl all night and she doesn’t fuck you, you’re exhausted, you’re horny as fuck, you want to fuck the brick wall and call it a slut..
Today I talked to a guy all night, only to realize that it’s impossible for me to fuck him since he lives in Minnesota.
So many words spewed into my ears, like hippo shit: