Happy Halloween, Kittens!

Today is also the day we celebrate Kim Kardashian’s 2nd divorce, for no other reason than that I’m bitter that my sex tape never took off and made me millions of dollars, but probably because I was unimaginative and slept with a middle-aged white man as opposed to a black rapper, and the most creative thing I did was anal whereas she tapped into the golden shower market. Fuck that Armenian urinal cake. Moving on…

I’m still a little under the weather, but I’m not going to take that out on your boner. Click the pics below to watch the super-hot video of Yana & Sandy’s First Time. I’m assuming that Yana & Sandy are European, because I’ve never met two American lesbians this hot.