Give Me Pink

Sex toys are awesome. For me, they need to have batteries or they are not good enough for my needs. I’m a sex toy snob. I’m also a snob about color. It has to be pink. Pink toys are awesome. Pink toys are WAY better than blue toys. In my head the blue toy isn’t on the same quality plane that the pink one is. Even if it’s the “same” model, because it’s blue, it’s not the same thing. If it’s blue, or any other color for the matter, it’s a cheap piece of shit that sucks.

Sometimes I’ll go for light purple if that’s all they have, but I don’t go for that deep purple shit. There are connections that are drawn that I’m not trying to go for and people take it the wrong way. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Just sayin’.

Send me pics of the toys your ladies like to use. Preferably with their vaginas in it. madammeow@drunkenstepfather.com

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