Fergie in a Bikini of the Day

Fergie is wonderful….I actually used to make fun of her for being a man, which I don’t think she actually is, she’s had kids and sure that can be faked, but I’m going with “she’s got a uterus”…it makes looking at her jacked up face and tits and rock hard body feel like homosexual to jerk off to…not that I can ever remember jerking off to Fergie…she just never did it for me…and I prefer jerking off to girls I sext, or girls I know, not some random dancing monkey who made far too much money in the music industry…even when they were Disney kids or cheesy 90s popstars turned METH addicts..making them hard, scabby, and very effective at cleaning apartments…

The only Fergie story I have from the glory days – was sneaking back stage at some event she was at in Canada…and getting wasted at the open bar…only to walk up to her, hold her hand, tell her some shit I don’t remember now, but I am sure it was funny….at least to me…before the security pulled me away from her…our hands slowly losing grip…our eyes connected…love happened….which I guess would be a better story if it ended with me impregnating her, moving to LA, and living off her fame and fortune…or if it ended with a little more adventure…but my life is anti-climatic…I generally don’t get off the couch…as I wait for death…and that’s about as high intensity as it gets…drunkenly holding hands with some celebrity…who wanted zero of that…you know hand holding rape…I am such a predator.

She’s in a bikini, her ass is juicy, and not like most meth addicts mom, you know dripping with infection and previous jobs that paid extra to cum inside her….but juicy in that it’s round…..