“Every time I think of the Philippines, my mind slips strangely out of focus and I see a chorus line of transvestites dancing crazily in a sort of hypnotic trance at an all-night fertility festival while the government crumbles and grinning little men wearing huge wooden dildoes pass out leaflets saying the first act of the new Communist regime will be to legalize the use and cultivation of opium.”
-Hunter S. Thompson