Dildo on Toilet Seat of the Day

I never understood married dudes who ran to the bathroom to jerk off like they were still in High School and trying not to get caught by their parents or sisters…

And I don’t understand why this woman would take this janky ass dildo to the toilet seat…

When there are so many better places to use a dildo…

I guess she doesn’t want to be too far in case she needs to shit herself…