Diary of a Nanny

Whenever I think of nannies, I think of those fat slobs that were on Nanny 911. This video is about the Diary of a Nanny. Now I have sick and twisted images of obese women with horrid body stenches trying to rub their vaginas against each other, but they can’t because their thighs are too fat and their stomachs hang too low to make such a feat possible.

Then I picture one of them trying to get her head near the other’s pussy for a taste, which most likely tastes & smells like 3 week old KFC left in the back of their fatmobile during a 3 week epic heat wave and it makes me cringe. My only joy is then picturing Nanny number 2 accidentally taking a number 2 on Nanny Number 1 because she couldn’t feel through all that blubber that Nanny number 1 was even there, and then roll over on her so her head gets smooshed and brains and blubber excrement stick to Nanny number 2’s ass because there is no way that heffer can fit into a shower to wash it off.

Luckily, or perhaps unluckily, I didn’t write this vid. They just went and picked hot blonde Rhylee Richards to play pretend. Maybe it’s just me, but I kind of liked my storyline better. I think I missed my calling in life.

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