Couch is Such a Nice Place

Couch sex can be nice. If you have a nice couch anyway. Unfortunately I don’t. It has a textured fabric that gives me “rug burn”. And it’s a sofa bed so I fall into it. Doesn’t stop me. It just pisses me off.

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