Clothespins on Pussy Lips

I don’t think this would hurt that much, but maybe my pussy is just numb from masturbating with an electric toothbrush. What really makes me cringe is her bald, scabby mound of venus, which has obviously been torn at with a dull razor. This is the kind of gal whose razor looks clean from the front, but is full of old pubes and dead skin crust in the back. She’s a phony.