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caged girl gets a dp
I really hate writing these posts. It’s fucking hard to talk about what turns you on when all your life people have been warning you that doing so will get you raped. Guys will come at you while you’re buying tampons at the pharmacy, or they’ll climb through your window […]
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Human Centipede: THE PORN
……………………………………………………………….. …… .. just so you know, its out there
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“The dog sucked his brains out,” the girl said. “He’s dead.”
Something is chipping away at the sheer edge of the universe. I can’t feel it physically but my mind can sense it, tickling the long thin spiderweb that coils out of its beard. 13.8 billion observable years in tickling cobwebs. How silly I start to get really horny when I’m […]
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A Billion Pussies at Once (except mine)
My dream is to have a billion people record their daily lives, when they think no one is watching, and send them to me. I want to see it all. I want to eat the world up and harbour it in my womb, rebirthing it with all the wounds healed […]
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Why double penetration makes a pussy cum
I fucking love anal play. Anything larger than a shit is foreign to my asshole. SOrry for killing the mood– but let me tell you how great this is: my ass is TIGHT. and when I clean that fucker out, give it a good swipe of lube, and pop a […]
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Clothespins on Pussy Lips
I don’t think this would hurt that much, but maybe my pussy is just numb from masturbating with an electric toothbrush. What really makes me cringe is her bald, scabby mound of venus, which has obviously been torn at with a dull razor. This is the kind of gal whose […]
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Asa Akira Love Letter #1
Asa Akira, a woman whose first name means ‘morning’ in Japanese… By my age, she was a dominatrix. A 19 year old tying up men and fucking them in all places. As far as I know, this is her first video, back in 2006 when she wasn’t old and harried: […]
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The Fuck List
I like fucking old people, because they weren’t raised on porn. Young men fuck like they’re posing for a camera. Ruth’s 5 hottest girls in porn (minus Stoya): 5: —SKIN DIAMOND— A former Gucci model, and gangster of porn. She can take a cattle prod up the ass and still […]
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Spy Pee Train
I would be pissed about this, pissed and pissing and pissed and pissing and still watching this video
