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When looking for Christmas Ideas…I don’t really recommend getting this for anyone you like…because it’s just fucking strange…I feel like if you own one of these, you probably don’t need one of these…

There is no doubt in my mind that you should be like this asian girl and forfeit on the new couch but rather buy the sybian instead because it’s a fucking powerhouse of a machine that makes not only your living room better, but your entire life better…as every girl […]

Sure not everyone who uses a sybian is a babe, some of them are weirdo old ladies with single beds with peace sign sheets…and even they look good when they do it…even if everything else about her makes me want to throw the fuck up. GO LOOK AT OUR PHOTOSHOOT […]

The Sybian works just as well on girls with big tits, as it does on girls with small tits, it doesn’t discriminate at all…it makes every girl cum with just as much success… GO LOOK AT OUR PHOTOSHOOT WITH SYBIAN and BUY ONE

This girl is fucking lovely.

If you can pull yourself away from the amazing artwork on her wall, you will notice a girl masturbating. She’s talking all kinds of nonsense, that will probably ruin this for you, but I watched all 21 minutes of it anyway, i got nothing else going on…. Highlight, her post […]

One of the single greatest things ever is the nude beach…except for the obese 80 years olds who take advantage of it…while rarely is there a group of teen models naked on a floatie at the nude beacheses I’ve been to, the fantasy of a girl with a creepy dad […]

This is shot with a weird haze to it, you’d think when motherfucker coordinated fucking three chicks in a room that looks a lot like a sex dungeon in a horror movie, that he’d invest in a better camera, you know maybe buy one to return after he fucked three […]