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Real Friends Share Eyeshadow AND a Dildo
I’m continuing the celebration of Bree Olson’s birthday by giving you guys some girl-on-girl featuring Jenna Haze. Those tits aren’t going to jerk off to themselves, now are they? I’m glad Jenna visited an orthodontist and got her teeth fixed. I don’t have a dick, but I always cringed a […]
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Hot Babysitters: An Excellent Reason to Have Kids
Almost all of my fetishes revolve around authority figures. Teachers, cops, intruders with guns… in this case, hot dads who bang babysitters! I did a lot of babysitting in my younger years. I wasn’t very good at it. I once let somebody’s toddler wander out the front door and down […]
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Religious Experience
Hello kittens! Thought I’d introduce myself. I’m a 24-year-old southern belle, and I’m a new writer here at Drunken Stepfather. As you can see I go by the name Virgin Mary. I am a very bad Catholic girl, so Jesus & I thought we’d keep a theme going. Speaking of […]
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Pornstar Riley Steele’s Naked Twitpic
Riley Steele posted a topless pic on TWITTER for all her pervert fans. I guess I should never complain when a bitch posts a naked pic for the public using their twitter, because it’s a naked pic of a bitch, but when the naked pic is of a pornstar, who’s […]
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WendyPretty is the Webcam Star of the Day
If you’re wondering why WendyPretty is a webcam star….it is because she’s pregnant…I’m talking ready to drop….and dildoing herself…this is what dreams are fucking made of….if your dreams involve pregnant chicks deep dildoing herself…sure it’s weird but weird can be amazing….here’s the proof… TO Find Your Own Webcam Star Follow […]
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Sweetkaro is the Webcam Star of the Day
SweetKaro takes her webcam show seriously and for that she needs to be awarded the amazing title from a site no one reads of webcam star of the day…because it is rare for a girl to actually let you watch her hose down her pussy to orgasm even though we […]
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Nimpho4 is the Webcam Star of the Day
You gotta respect any girl who gets naked to take her life into her own hands…literally…you know by masturbating on cam instead of working a real job…cuz it’s more fun, makes them feel desirable, and makes them more money than working a cash or doing some other menial, unrewarding task […]