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The Many Adventures of My Ass, and Why It’s Always Getting Me Into Trouble
It’s always important to be honest with yourself, because self-reflection leads to enlightenment or some such shit. Well, my truth has always been that I have a bangin’ ass. My boobs are nothing to write home about, just cute B-cups that will likely remain perky for the rest of my […]
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Muammar Gaddafi’s Son Married Westernized Whore, Which is as Good as a Peace Treaty in My Book
You know what they say… “An oppressed with few rights lady in the street, but a freak in the bed.” Am I right? No? Fuck it. Gaddafi’s son Hannibal, judging from his drunk-driving incidents and assault charges for beating his girlfriend, is a real winner. Fortunately for him, power and […]
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‘Hung’ Star is Comfortable with Her Nudity, So Am I
If you’ve never watched HBO’s Sunday night comedy Hung, now is a good time to start. The show is about a recently divorced high-school coach who makes big bucks as a man whore on the side. His two pimps (pimpettes?) Tanya and Lenore often bump heads and scheme revenge against […]
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Kristina Rose’s Candid Asshole for Ricky Awesome and His Bag of Tricks
@rickyawesome from twitter is a good friend of the site. He works in the industry of naked girls so we like to keep him close by and happy. We do that by giving him his own post here that we call Ricky Awesome and his bag of tricks… Today’s trick […]
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My friends suck.
Never have I ever had a friend suggest to me that we get off together. No female friend, anyway. Guy friends don’t count because a dick is a dick is a dick, whether you’re friends with it or dating it, and ALL dicks wanna see you get naked and go […]
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Football Friday
I live in Alabama, and we take our college football very seriously. We worship Bear Bryant, we slap houndstooth print on anything, and funerals/weddings have to be scheduled around games. The competitiveness that we have on the field is rivaled by only one other thing: chicks fighting with each other […]
