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Who doesn’t love a skinny Russian girl? Samantha Rise, from Bitches in Heat 3 and Basic Sex Instinct 3, turns 23 today. I like her tight little body, even if she does look a little malnourished in some pictures, but I suppose that’s why this kind gentlemen is offering her […]

Today is also the day we celebrate Kim Kardashian’s 2nd divorce, for no other reason than that I’m bitter that my sex tape never took off and made me millions of dollars, but probably because I was unimaginative and slept with a middle-aged white man as opposed to a black […]

I look at lots of porn every single day. Hundreds of random girls, all in different shapes and sizes. I’m a straight girl, but I could be turned for this chick. She easily has one of my favorite bodies ever. Big natural boobs, hips, cute tummy. I like that she’s […]

Back in 2002, I loved MTVs The Real World: Chicago. I hated this bitch Tonya Cooley, who was always stuck up some guys ass. Despite having a serious boyfriend (that she cried about repeatedly, and stayed on the phone with for hours) she felt that she had to make every […]

What I really mean is that Megan Fox looks bad. And I’ve only seen three examples of this kind of puffy face: bulimia bloat, which will make your face swell up terribly; domestic violence, which could be possible because the rumor for years has been that David Silver beats her, […]

“Linsday Lohan to Pose in Playboy” would have been an awesome headline four years ago, before she turned herself into the belle of the trailer park. I wouldn’t fuck her with Magic Johnson’s dick, and it’s practically AIDS-proof. I’m not saying they can’t work their photoshop magic. They made Tara […]