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Basically, Frasier Crane now runs Chicago and is the head of a network of morally corrupt politicians. He has a frigid bitch wife; a drug addict/priest daughter who fucks drug dealers that she meets at a non-profit free clinic; a sexually-compulsive assistant named Kittie who is into really public fucking […]

                          I wonder if any other country has as many useless fucking holidays as we do. Everyday is National something or other. Pancakes, fly fishing, the occult–they’ve all got a special day (in fact, my birthday is on […]

                                                    I don’t know who this broad is or what she does, but I do know that she’s reached the point in her career where […]

                          Today I was suckered into a fantasy involving two teenage chicks with a webcam. I saw the picture above on their profile and thought “Fuck yeah! This will be a great free show!” Unfortunately, I did not […]

                                                        I have never considered myself to have a “type”. The men I’ve dated (and/or fucked) have varied greatly in their physical appearance. […]

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