Sometimes Being a DrunkenStepfather Gets Real Dirty
The end will come with the gradual increase in plastic surgery. Kendra Jenner (forget actual name) is the new beacon of hope for teenage girls everywhere. Fists full of daddy’s money, they come to her like moths to a candle… and will rip themselves open for a taste of […]
She looks like a little doll and she’s probably a nice person She also gives fantastic head Always find the girls that watch lots of porn, because we know how to suck dick from years of seeing magic like this But make sure to eat my pussy good beforehand for […]
I once spontaneously reached over and unzipped my boyfriend’s pants on the highway. Giving head in a shitty 90s car is a cramped, sweaty experience. A semi is palatial in comparison, full of potential. Which is why you should be angry that this excellent sexual space is handed over to […]
May Anderson is a model who is probably best known for being in SI Swimsuit and Victoria’s Secret….I mean until today…where she’ll now be known for releasing some great nude, pornographic, bondage, vagina with dildo and anal beads, supermodel gone porno pictures, because lets face it, models love having their […]
Are you an amateur that loves taking selfshots like these? Would you like to see yourself featured on Smut? Contact me at madammeow@drunkenstepfather.com let’s talk. By the way. you can click these pics to see them full sized. And now you know.
It turns out that these pictures of Khanyi Mbau, a South African socialite who calls herself the Queen of Bling, were posted on the internet back in september, and I guess were then put on a raft and thrown into the Ocean, taking 6 months to get to the Americas…but […]
There’s this reality/dating show on CMT called Sweet Home Alabama. They found 10 city girls and 10 country girls, and shoved them all in a […]
So this webcam chick is 18. Her birthday’s tomorrow and she’s going to Disneyland. That is, after she flashes her pussy and tits all over the internet for strangers to jerkoff to. She likes Hello Kitty, […]
I’ve been a Bree Olson fan for years. She used to be in some gonzo porn that I dug at the time, and she is (for lack of a better term) almost a comedic pornstar. She’s actually funny! Even now if you watch some of the behind-the-scenes stuff on her […]
A friend of mine runs some serious Wrestling shit in Ohio and he sent me in some slutty, naked, pussy of Jerry “the King” Lawler’s girlfriend…you may know Jerry Lawler as the guy who killed Andy Kaufman, but was more likely in on the joke than anything…I know him as […]
These were emailed in by a reader who assumed they were Scarjo….better known as Scarlett Johansson….the chubby overrated celebrity who will always be the awkward girl in Ghost World with a battered by sucking too much cock voice before getting marketed heavy as the hottest thing in hollywood…. He figured […]
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