Masturbating

I don’t know if you use the TIKTOK, it is Chinese Spyware afterall, but if you don’t there’s a feature called “DUET” where you do your reaction or rendition of another video – where both videos are in the frame. So basically it’s a place you can collab with others […]

Here’s a girl with big natural tits going at herself…because what the fuck else are you to do in quarantine when you have tits like this. I can’t even imagine how much masturbating would go down if you woke up one morning with tits like this after the initial shock […]

When you don’t feel like getting your hands dirty…and you can’t afford a sex toy because you spent it on that granite counter…you gotta compromise…

I guess the public bit didn’t work out, so they included a solo segment in a deserted mansion for good measure. It takes a special kind of girl to do public masturbation, and although Carr is stunning, she doesn’t have the grit. I find it atrocious that they’re not naked […]

Ok try three: sex. I want to make you cum. I want to make you cum so badly that it shoots through your wall like a wrecking ball, blazing across the miles between us like a tern migrating south, and lands softly in the lap of my womb. Correction: will […]

If you missed the first one, here’s one that’s even worse! Or better if you are me and think they look like lollipops

Everyone knows that cum parties are the best parties. Even the Spanish. Except they have cum fiestas. Which are probably then followed by cum siestas. Because you know, cumming can take a lot out of a person. Ole! Whitney Taylor – Cum Fiesta brought to you by PornHubWhitney Taylor – […]

Married With Children, just the way you remember it…or at least the way I do. Al bundy parody cd 1 brought to you by PornHubAl bundy parody cd 1 brought to you by MadamMeow Al Bundy part 2 brought to you by PornHubAl Bundy part 2 brought to you by […]