Bizarre

Nothing about this woman is real anymore, except her internal organs and muscle tissue. Just think about all the dead plastic leeching through mammary glands, through her cheekbones and through the dermatologist’s syringe, leeching into her blood stream and pulsating throughout her body, slowly turning her into some kind of […]

The kind of girl you forget about under your bed, only to discover later when you decide to finally sweep the food residue and dust out from your room. I hope to never be that girl. I can see why people would think this video is hot, because it’s hot […]

Nothin like a good old Irish squat to strengthen the Seed, and spread your potent sharts far and wide across the living room rug. Do the curtains match the drapes? I can’t tell, because you’re wearing Jesus Martinez’s mask. Or maybe you are Jesus. This is hilarious I am dying […]

I have a lot of weird videos saved up and I need a day to post them. Today is that day. What we have here is an entrepreneur. He has stepped outside of the conventions to bring you something so pleasurable, you will have to choke your dick with surgical […]

There are dicks that have such impressive girth they get caught on your wisdom teeth, preventing you front deepthroating.  Which is why this video confuses me. How is she still alive?  How have the bananas not lodged themselves in her esophagus?  I guess deepthroating bananas is has a mystique of […]