Morning Fuck of the Day
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[jwplayer mediaid=”53932″] Here’s a chick masturbationating.
Director: I want you to star in my new porno! Him: Awesome! What do you have to do!?! Director: Fuck a tattooed slut and a ghost on the beach! Him: Hell yeah! LETS DO THIS! Director: Great! Keep up that enthusiasm! Him: Nope.
I’ve seen vaginas do a lot of things in my day. I’ve seen em’ squirt, expand, contract, smoke cigarettes, shoot out humans, suck in humans, blow out candles, and steal the hopes and dreams of men. I don’t think I’ve ever seen one with the spring of a doorstopper. Either […]