Bridget Marquardt Encourages Halloween Sluttiness, Glad She’s Good for Something

Hef’s old part-time noodle blower Bridget Marquardt has decided to put her talents (making boners in the young and old alike) to use by creating a line of Halloween costumes. Slutty Halloween costumes. For sluts. Am I making myself clear? There’s a slutty maid, a slutty secretary, something that looks like a slutty fruit bowl. There’s nothing too new here, because whore’s do their best thinking on their backs with their heels to Jesus, but somehow I doubt you’ll mind the lack of originality.