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Articles by: Jesus Martinez
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Big Booby Teen Dance with Girlfriend
Vulnerability is sexy, therefore bad dancing is sexy, in a weird way.. I’m confused about this one, why are you dancing? Just simplify everything by sitting down and opening your legs.
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Unforgettable Teen Camgirl
Or at least that’s why the video title is… She’s a beauty. I wouldn’t say unforgettable though, in this digital sea of extremely hot girls competing for our attention. I’m sorry. Most people use this site to jack off. I am supposed to assist you in this, but I’ve only […]
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American Men Like this Blowjob Video
This is so fucking stupid. I’m reading the comments thinking that this will be some awesome submissive blowjob vid. What the fuck do you people see in this? She isn’t GIDDY or EAGER, she looks tired and awkward. Maybe yall are just being patriotic or some shit, with your shitty […]
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Mom catches camgirl masturbating
This exact thing is gonna happen to me when my mom catches me posting to stepsmut it happens at the very end of the vid
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camgirl Dust Bunny Assplug. weirdtuesday
The kind of girl you forget about under your bed, only to discover later when you decide to finally sweep the food residue and dust out from your room. I hope to never be that girl. I can see why people would think this video is hot, because it’s hot […]
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Ghetto Bus Stripper for your Amusement. weirdtuesday
Today is a national sport. Yes tuesday is a sport in Texas, where people die from over-hydration and believe in talking snakes and a utopian alternate universe. They also have people like this, because they don’t believe in social services. In Canada we have no drunks or homeless people because […]
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Cock and Balls Workout for the Clowns Amongst You. weirdtuesday
Nothin like a good old Irish squat to strengthen the Seed, and spread your potent sharts far and wide across the living room rug. Do the curtains match the drapes? I can’t tell, because you’re wearing Jesus Martinez’s mask. Or maybe you are Jesus. This is hilarious I am dying […]
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New, Patent-Pending Masturbation Technique. weirdtuesday
I have a lot of weird videos saved up and I need a day to post them. Today is that day. What we have here is an entrepreneur. He has stepped outside of the conventions to bring you something so pleasurable, you will have to choke your dick with surgical […]
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The Girl With 2 Pussies. weirdtuesday
The fakeness is strong. This video almost sounds like Jewish folk music (see below porn vid). Very queer. Men always rub the wrong thing!! Just rub the clit! Forget about the rest, it’s for show. The clit is the gateway to Eden, to orgasms, to enjoyable sex! It’s not hard…! […]