Articles by: JesusMartinez

There’s nothing like cleaning panties the self sufficient way, you know with your mouth….it is good on energy and allows you to appreciate the tastes and smells we produce unlike any washing machine…..

Human Pretzels are the best kind of pretzels to eat…they are low sodium, low carb…..

Nothing says a good porn like starting it with a girl in a room made to look like she’s 14….reading a porn mag…only to be busted by an old guy…who surprises her with a tap on her head…only to have him teach her the moves she’s been researching….it’s not cliche […]

Holy fuck, why did this movie ever happen, seriously, when I see girls like this, I never think, I want to see them fuck, especially when they are my wife….I think shit bitch, get it together and start your fucking fitness program you fucking pig….I mean I guess there is […]

Let this inspire you to get on your Christmas diet, you fat fuck, the new year is coming and you need to get it together, stop eating, cuz you will look like this if you don’t already, and that is disgusting….start starving yourself now…for the good of humanity….BBW freaks me […]

I am one of the few dudes I know who gets excited about a good handjob, I mean sloppy sex in a sloppy pussy, or a bad blowjob is fun, but I just don’t cum the way I do from the build up of a strong arm with a solid […]

There comes a time in every old ladies life…where’s she’s too fucking old to be participating in producing pornography in any capacity that is more involved than bringing baked goods on set….or knitting the quilt being fucked on….and here is the video proof that weathered skin hanging off old osteoperosis […]

As a continuation to my last post…about celebrating Jews for both being the religion the denounced Jesus and his great marketing and commerce skills….on Christmas…a day they helped create through movies, songs and products….yet a day they don’t participate in….I feel it is important to celebrate their busty girls…by watching […]