Articles by: JesusMartinez

I am trying to convince my friend to let me watch him fuck his girl tonight…cuz that’s just the kind of entertainment I think I need…but mainly cuz he won’t let me fuck her…so I might as well take what I can get.

I came in an ass this weekend and it was spectacular…but this is a pretty good reminder of those glory days.

Asa Akira…my best friend I’ve never met…is hosting the AVNs this year…and just released this video asking whoever loses the presidential election to be her co-host…when really she should be asking me to be her co-host…but I guess she’s just not into me like that…and that would probably break my […]

It is nice to know there is a part one to this riveting anal creampie cinematic masterpiece….because I fucking love cumming in ass…it makes the anal experience feel legit.

Andy San Dimas hates me because I called her a hooker on twitter…because as far as I am concerned….I mean as far as the dictionary is concerned…anyone who is paid for sex is a fucking hooker…so to celebrate her anger directed at me…I figure I’d post/watch and try to get […]

These asians on public transit molestation videos are amazing….because you know that these over-worked commuters probably get boners thinking about the shit on their trip home….

CANNON SHOW says that Christy Mack is the hottest girl in the game…I don’t believe him…and not because he’s black…but because he says every girl is the hottest girl in the game….

To celebrate the sale of Star Wars….here is some Star Wars fetish to make your chronic masturbation to the shit less socially awkward…you know because it throws some porn in the motherfucker….