Articles by: JesusMartinez

This St Patrick Diddle doesn’t involve a leprechaun raping a minor…but it does involve a girl in her favorite St Patrick Day Duds…rubbing her pussy on her iPhone…I don’t know why, I just know it happened…and the highlight is probably in the glisten of her wet fingers against her pasty […]

When you masturbate in plaid like some kind of hippie…on webcam…cuz it pays for your lazy ass’ weed…it’s called PLAID-STURBATION. Fact.

Here’s a girl having a bubble bath…for you creepers who have fond memories of bubble baths…because it’s pretty dull…

I am convinced that teen girls everywhere fuck the most random household shit before ever having sex – from toothbrush to hairbrush to food in the fridge they replace for the family to eat and I guess this cam girl is monetizing on that…or maybe, just maybe she doesn’t have […]

This is like the romance novel of masturbation…it’s like what you’d walk into your mom doing in the bath with candles lit or some shit…you know not quite as graphic as a spread asshole…it is the Valentines Day of masturbation videos…

I tell every girl I know that the Hitachi is the key to happiness, sure it isn’t the prettiest looking sex toy, but shit is a classic massager that brings the gift of orgasm…and when you’re a cam girl trying to make a living off your orgasms, because it pays […]

Internal vaginas are fucking rare, I used to call them coinslots, and they were some kind of fantasy vagina that didn’t actual exist, but I guess some girls have them, usually they are fat girls…but then this girl came along and changed up that stereotype…maybe it’s cuz she only uses […]

Motherfuckers, Webcams Should Be Regulated…you should need a license to buy these fucking things… What the fuck is this thing…is it your dad, you mom, your accountant, a professor..whatever it is, it shouldn’t be doing this…bad weirdo…