Articles by: JesusMartinez

Remember girls – you are never safe…There is always a pervert with a camera in a bag…ready to film your ass – anywhere you happen to have your short shorts on!!

The geniuses at VIVID.com have put together yet another nerd friendly, Comic Book parody, that will get all you virgin losers and obese comic book collecting weirdos way too excited…and they were nice enough to give me this awesome exclusive clip for you to get excited about…. I don’t do […]

I mean setting this by the sea – almost makes it romantic…like a first date or some shit…but really it’s a boxing training in your asshole…CRAZY

Some people get off watching insertion videos – I just find them funny as fuck – I mean when you have a skill like this – that you discover in whatever weird way – you need to share it with the world…

They’re right, Champagne is Classy…..

When I fly, I always get stuck next to the one dude fatter, sweatier and more disgusting than me… This never happens – but I like to think one day it could… because these videos prove that is has. Here are to Top 3 Airplane Masturbation videos. 1- 2- 3-

I guess the nice thing about cam shows – is that the girls who participate in them know they need to go more and more extreme to get noticed…like this masturbation in public…awesome..

Why fuck a real dude, or even a dildo without a suction cup, it tires out the arms and you can just suction cup the motherfucker to anything you want – from the car door, to the kitchen counter…and just ride that motherfucker hard…