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Holy Thor! Instead of getting her tubes tied, this chick cut out the middle man and is trying to give the Dim-Mak death touch directly to her uterus. Either that or she lost her keys in the most awkward of places. I hate when that happens.
Articles by: HonestMisogynist
Dance
Butt Why?
Strippers are the worst. They’re like the guy from the highschool basketball team that could have went to the NBA but decided to sell drugs instead. Just do porn! Make a bunch of money, become semi-famous, and afford better tattoos instead of what looks like prison ink. All I can […]
FISTING
Rocky Bowelboa
Someone tell these women that you’re supposed to keep the red stuff on the inside. Prolapsed assholes look like uncooked spicy sausage…delicious! I really hope they’re making profit on these vids. buying adult diapers at the age of 50 will get expensive. No way things will stay in there easily. […]
Blow Job
Dude, is that a Lady?
I refuse to make fun of this guy. If the woman sucking my dick looked just like Steven Tyler, I’d get that shit over with as quickly as possible too. Yuck. She looks like she owns a pet store.
Group Sex
Uno. Dos. Tres.
I truly believe the only place three complete strangers can become instantaneously close friends is inside a woman’s ass. OLE’!
Amateur
Surf Bored
Director: I want you to star in my new porno! Him: Awesome! What do you have to do!?! Director: Fuck a tattooed slut and a ghost on the beach! Him: Hell yeah! LETS DO THIS! Director: Great! Keep up that enthusiasm! Him: Nope.