Attack of the Hot Clones Will Only Make Your Dick Hard for So Long

The end will come with the gradual increase in plastic surgery.  Kendra Jenner (forget actual name) is the new beacon of hope for teenage girls everywhere.   Fists full of daddy’s money, they come to her like moths to a candle… and will rip themselves open for a taste of her surgical good looks.

 

Beauty is not a precious commodity anymore.  Thanks to abundant services that make girls look good, we’ve oversaturated the hot girl market.

My point is, you are either jaded as fuck now or will be soon enough.  I mean these girls are EVERYWHERE and they are all the fucking same:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jesus used to ask me for asshole pics.  I sent them.  Then he asked for more.  I was thinking, ‘how many angles can you take of one asshole?’  Like my asshole, there is an angle-filter-lighting threshold to hot girl selfies.  I think we have plateaued, and there will never be a unique hot girl selfie ever again.  We need something to shake this shit up.

The solution: dare porn.  I don’t see enough of it out there.  If you find some, send it to me.  That and porn vloggers who are like Youtube vloggers but masturbate on cam.  I wouldn’t like them, but they would be better than pornhub.

 

When I say dare porn I mean this, but better:

 

 
Not this: