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If you are like me, when you are out in public you look at everything and wonder if someone had sex in it, on it, or against it. The answer is always yes, because people are fucking everywhere, whether you choose to see it or not.
It happens in the disease infested toilet stall of a train station bathroom, a swing at your child’s playground and even against the walls of the airplane you just rode on. Yep, you most likely put your hand somewhere someone’s splooge was spattered against at some point.
But instead of turning into Howie Mandel and becoming a germ-o-phobe slave to your hand sanitizer, stop for a minute and really take in how all those love juices ended up everywhere you sit and everywhere you touch.
Like in the case of the airplane you were just on, the hot stewardess that made sure you were extra…comfortable, is the type of woman that goes above and beyond her call of duty. Because as you can see, after each plane lands, she feels compelled to thank the captain for not crashing the plane and killing her and you the only way she can. Which is using him to fill her empty waiting holes. In the plane. That people will be boarding again in an hour or so for the next flight.
Make me smile. Tell me about the crazy places you have fucked at. Email me at madammeow@drunkenstepfather.com.
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