Body Jewelry

Women like to decorate their bodies in many ways which have their plusses and minuses. Some get tattoos, which with the right design, normally look great at first, but the colors can fade over time and in the end a few decades later, normally look like a mess.

Some have recently jumped on board the newish re-trending craze of sporting feather or fur merkins aka “vagina wigs”, which if you’re shaving your vagina, why the fuck are you paying a pretty high price to sport simulated vag hair. Maybe it’s just me, but that seems retarded.

Perhaps my favorite way that women decorate their bodies, is with the use of body jewelry. Maybe it’s just because I’m easily distracted by shiny objects. Especially if those shiny objects are showcasing a nice pair of bare tits. Like they are on this fine pair of tits.. Noms.