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One of the perks of being a woman is that we can get away with a variety of petty crimes and felonies. If we’re hot anyway that is. All we have to do is lift up our shirts and open our legs then after being worked over for a bit we get to leave with a clean record.
I got arrested once in my life when I was 21. I was hot enough to not even get put in a holding cell. They just cuffed me to a chair in the Lieutenant’s Office and joked around with me for an hour. I got lucky enough where they didn’t try to make me put out. They were nice guys. And I got a PBA card.
That worked out well for me, because I’m not really the cop fucker type. I prefer bad boys. They have more fun. Until they are arrested anyway. Then I guess the cops win after all. And get you’re pussy too if they want.
Jail fuck – Madison Parker brought to you by MadamMeow
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