What Girls Really Do in the Laundry Room

I have to be honest. I watched this vid and the first thing I thought was “This is why girls get black eyes”. I made the mistake of listening to what she is saying and the first thing she says was that she has laundry. Then she defied me by saying she is not going to do it and proceeds to turn on the washer anyway to enjoy the ride. If she was turning it on anyway she might as well have put the damn clothes and soap in. That made me want to deck some sense into her so she gets it right the next time.

Granted, this is obviously what all girls do with their washing machine when they do their laundry. Hell it’s why we’ll even offer to do your laundry without asking, and why it also takes a full 40 minutes of our attention while we do it.

This girl just happens to be a little young and under experienced. You see, had she put the clothes in, she would discover that 1.) The experience would last double that amount of time and she can have more than one orgasm. And 2.) Right next to that nice washer is a dryer. And if you have an old crappy one like me, can be just as powerful as the washer. Then you get another full hour of enjoyment.

Multi-tasking. It can be a beautiful thing.

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