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Hey Virgin Loser Nerds….here’s porno that is designed for you…even if not accurate to the Avengers you have on your bed sheets that prevent you from getting laid….it is Avengers XXX and it is put out by my friends a VIVID
I know what you’re thinking, pornography is the devil’s work, at least according to a very drunk Christian man I met this past year in Las Vegas at the AVN awards, who happened to be in Vegas for unrelated business at the Gun show….He was the kind of guy who felt pornography tempted us to want to do bad things with other women, and that shit ruins families….I tried to explain to him that if he wasn’t a virgin when he got married, and if he wasn’t guilt stricken cuz he slept in the same bed as his wife before they were married, something he wished didn’t happen because it made his wife unpure, but knew God would forgive him for, and if he took his own advice that Jesus forgives all his followers, even murderers, he’d realize that fucking these temptations is fantastic, as long as you take a minute before you die, to beg for Jesus’s forgiveness…It works for me…cuz I’m not the weird oppressed angry drunk freak scared of getting boners….I’m the motherfucker with the boner looking for a place to stick it….
I figure if you’re on this site, you are a chronic masturbator, virgin loser, even though I know shit about sci/fi, comics or videogames, bu I know this kinda thing nicely balances your porn addiction and your comic book addiction, two things that make your social awkwardness both possible and tolerable….
Here’s some more details:
To do battle against The Hulk (Jordan Lane), porn parody king Axel Braun, fresh off his second consecutive XRCO Best Director Award win, has assembled Iron Man (Dale Dabone), Black Widow (Brooklyn Lee), Thor (Brendon Miller), Spider-Woman (Jenna Presley), Ms.Marvel (Lexi Swallow), Sharon Carter (Phoenix Marie), The Scarlet Witch (Danni Cole), Nick Fury (Lexington Steele), Hawkeye (Eric Masterson), and Spider-Man (Xander Corvus). She-Hulk is played by former pro-wrestling champion Chyna