Alana Dante Sex tape? Who?

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Her names Alana Dante I’m sure you knew that already? Right? No in reality I had never heard of her either. Her IMDB says she was in 3 tv series playing herself, and she was born in 1969. Thats as far as i read and started to understand just how irrelevant she was in society today. Thats how Hollywood works isn’t it? You get a few good years, hopefully with a few speaking lines then either you do a porn of invent a scandal. If you get publicity from it your stardom grows, if not you become a page 11 tabloid story and if your lucky and get posted on this site..

Ahh who am i kidding we’ll post anyone on this site, because in the end a sloppy blowjob with too much commentary is just too good to pass up.