So… This Exists (Disney Porn)

Was there a huge demand for Disney Princess porn? I’m disturbed to think that some dad took his kids to see Pocahontas, and spent the whole hour and a half thinking about how he could make it better. I’m even more disturbed because that guy is probably one of my readers.

Let me summarize for you:
Pocahontas blows John Smith, and then takes it from behind before bouncing on his cartoon dick. Then, that other indian dude she was dating before shows up and tackles the cameraman. John Smith, angry that his Pocahontas fuck session has been interrupted, fucks that indian guy in the ass too. Moving on…
Belle (from Beauty & The Beast, of course) has her ass massaged by the beast, which leads to full-on beastiality fucking. I was not surprised by Belle’s hairy bush, because she was French, after all.
Next, for no apparent reason, Goofy is fucking Ariel, the little mermaid. Jafar fucks Princess Jasmine. Then Belle is back fucking Gaston with a strap-on. Porky the Pig is tied up and tortured by a pack of naked indians. Prince Eric fucks Ariel, whose carpet does not match the drapes. Princess Jasmine blows Aladdin. Then she gets fucked by her dad. Alice in Wonderland enjoys a gang bang. Then Belle is beaten and raped by the Beast, probably for cheating with Gaston, before she gets a facial. Princess Jasmine blows the Genie, later masturbates with the magic lamp.

That’s only the first half. I honestly couldn’t make this shit up. If you watch this video, you better delete it from your hard drive… one day, when your wife leaves you, she’ll cite your viewing of this mess as reason to take your kids, and she’ll probably win.