Lesbians are Just Like Great Danes

Great Danes have great, big Dicks. They are also pointed at the ear, fast, unwieldy and boorish. You might think of a lipstick lesbian as the opposite. But that is because you’ve never seen them fucking. This video is what you think of a lesbian. It is pretty hot. yes. But it is only a dramatic representation of a porn producer’s fantasy. Now I want you to close your eyes and imagine a drunk elephant in a room tiled with hungry babies. What do you think that sounds like? Well, that’s the sound of lipstick lesbians fucking. I would know because I live below two of them.

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