When you hate yourself with the passion of one thousand burning suns, buy a waterbed. Alot of the time I lie on my waterbed and dream that I can eat everything, and can go anywhere without packing food. I picture myself with long braided armpits and pubes, incandescent lightbulbs that are powered by my weightloss, and a good internal compass. My magnetic personality attracts cunts and homeless people who know how to survive in the harsh wildnerness. I am finally free. No more videos, especially one that are shot horizontally, like this blowjob video. If you have an iphone then you are not free.